Monday, 1 January 2018


Is it legitimate to write at length about the fact that you can't think of anything to write at length about and are only pretending to be writing at length because you've contracted to write at at least blogworthy as opposed to Fakebuk length for some numerological  reason that you wrote at length about a couple of days ago and could if it were absolutely essential remember and expound again at length here?
Thought so.


  1. The time has come, the Walrus said, to talk of many things.

    Personally, I can write about nothing at all at length. And I've been doing so for very nearly twelve years now. Little sound, less fury, signifying nothing at all - but I've enjoyed it.

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    1. Correct answer, Frances. Although 'no' would have been equally valid. 'Spot the main verb'.